
About Us
Welcome to KURONI – The House of Controlled Chaos.
We’re not your average e-commerce brand.
We’re a team of future billionaires building an empire one badass product at a time.
KURONI was born from the minds of engineers, creators, and certified meme lords who decided the world deserves better stuff — cooler, smarter, and more fun. So we handpick products that are weirdly useful, surprisingly genius, or just straight-up cool and ship them to legends like you.
From tech gadgets that slap to bike lights that could summon Batman, our store is built for people who love gear that actually does something — or just makes you say “yo, that’s sick.”
Who’s Behind KURONI?
We’re a tight crew of innovators:
- M.A.N Shawn – Engineering student, founder, and man with too many ideas.
- Nguyen Do Tran Chan (Queen of Kuroni) – CFO
- H.M Shamilka – CTO, tech brain, also possibly a cyborg.
- Kawasaki Gensaburō – The promo wizard, master of social media and 3D designing and lowkey chaos.
- Kobayashi Taichi – Fashion outlaw. Designs stuff your mom probably wouldn’t approve of.
Together, we’re building not just a brand, but a legend.
Our Vibe
- Sleek. Smart. Slightly Unhinged.
- Powered by dropshipping sorcery and good ol’ caffeine
- Aiming to go from niche store to global business empire
Whether you’re into gear, gadgets, or just shopping while procrastinating, welcome to the dark side.
This is KURONI. We ship the cool stuff.